{"id":20890,"date":"2023-01-08T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-08T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/?p=20890"},"modified":"2023-01-04T12:49:49","modified_gmt":"2023-01-04T12:49:49","slug":"more-dwarves-trivia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/?p=20890","title":{"rendered":"More Dwarves Trivia"},"content":{"rendered":"
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THE DWARVES are the very best looking band in show business. They\u2019ve shared bills with the Cramps, the Offspring, Vandals, TSOL, JFA & countless more!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE DWARVES did a live one-hour performance on Japan\u2019s prestigious NHK network. At the dinner afterward, they literally ate a horse. This turned out to be better than all of the food in Indianapolis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE DWARVES inspired a current popular catch phrase with their bestselling 2013 self-help book Make the Dwarves Good Again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE DWARVES played Berkeley\u2019s punk collective 924 Gilman Street the first month it opened and appeared there with the likes of Green Day, NOFX and the Didjits. They were later banned for beating a spectator, but don\u2019t worry, he was a fan of some other group.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE DWARVES are a true independent band with no outside management or record deal, DIY forever. They leave no remains when they die, only footprints in the snow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

THE DWARVES bassist Rex Everything has been tased while committing battery and resisting arrest. He loves kittens, puppies and long walks on the beach. Guitarists HeWhoCanNotBeNamed and The Fresh Prince of Darkness teach and counsel troubled teens when not ingesting cocaine and masturbating to hardcore pornography.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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