{"id":28781,"date":"2026-08-03T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/?p=28781"},"modified":"2026-07-29T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-07-29T20:01:00","slug":"thorns-ready-to-strike-ep-these-go-to-eleven-records","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/?p=28781","title":{"rendered":"Thorns \u2013 \u2018Ready To Strike\u2019 EP (These Go To Eleven Records)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-medium\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-1140x1140.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1-65x65.jpg 65w, https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Thorns-Ready-To-Strike-EP-art-1.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>Straight outta Cincinnati come fast-rising thrashers Thorns with their debut UK release, the four-track \u2018Ready To Strike\u2019 EP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Designed as a follow-up to the quartet\u2019s recent debut UK tour (which included a slot at this year&#8217;s 2000 Trees Festival), the tracks contained here will immediately have you reaching for your leather jacket, skintight black canvas jeans, bullet belt and Hit Tec bumper boots. That\u2019s because after just one spin of this bad boy it really does feel like 1985 all over again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What I love most about this EP is that, unlike many modern metal bands where pushing the genre to its most extreme edges is the aim, Thorns simply plug themselves into the old skool thrash vibe of the mid-eighties, turn everything up to eleven and sound like they are having an absolute riot in the process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Driven by the same DIY underground spirit that birthed the original first wave of thrash bands like Exodus, Metallica, Slayer and Anthrax, Thorns, in their very short time together as a band, have already recorded two full albums (which you can hear via the Bandcamp link below), however, this EP is their first release here in the UK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Thorns: Bad Business - EP Version (Lyric Video)\" width=\"1140\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SoQJY_-fbmE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Bad Business\u2019 kicks things off in mighty fine style, and to my ears at least, it\u2019s early Metallica that Thorns sound most like here, especially in the vocals of Luke Schwarz (who, just like Papa Het, also doubles on guitar). Looking at the video that accompanies this lead track, I cannot help but be stunned by how mature the band sounds given the fact that age-wise they look like they cannot be long out of high school.\u00a0 Kudos indeed guys, because when I was a teenager all the bands my age sounded like piss poor versions of The Alarm (who themselves were a Poundshop U2 \u2013 ha! that should get Daley spitting feathers).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of the rest of the EP, \u2018Muzzle\u2019 and \u2018Headcase\u2019 continue with the 3-minute short sharp thrash blast formula set out by the opener, whilst EP closer \u2018Sickfit\u2019 ploughs a more pulsating mid-tempo \u2018For Whom The Bells Tolls\u2019 kind of furrow, but it\u2019s still full of that youthful energy and enthusiasm that makes \u2018Ready To Strike\u2019 such a compelling listen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Ready To Strike\u2019 is set for release on August 26th via These Go To Eleven Records, and is custom-built to (I know I\u2019m being cheeky here) Bang That Head That Doesn\u2019t Bang!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find Thorns\u2019 back catalogue online <a href=\"https:\/\/bandthorns.bandcamp.com\/music\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/band.thorns\/?hl=en\">Instagram<\/a> \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=61564850711170\">Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Author: Johnny Hayward<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Straight outta Cincinnati come fast-rising thrashers Thorns with their debut UK release, the four-track \u2018Ready To Strike\u2019 EP. Designed as a follow-up to the quartet\u2019s recent debut UK tour (which included a slot at this year&#8217;s 2000 Trees Festival), the tracks contained here will immediately have you reaching for your leather jacket, skintight black canvas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28782,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[9084],"class_list":["post-28781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-review","tag-thorns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28781"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28784,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28781\/revisions\/28784"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rpmonline.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}